"Clowns or Midgets"~Dean Winchester

"Balls."~Bobby Singer

Dean: What's the word Cas?
Cas: It's a shortened version of my name.
Dean: ... yes it is.

-Aren't you the guys from the health department?
-Yeah and florists on the side.
-Plus FBI and, on Thursdays, we're teddy bear doctors.

"BOOP" - Sam Winchester

"Maybe you should try plan D, for dumbass." -Crowley

"Misha?" - Dean Winchester

Dean: "Did it look cool, like in the movies?"
Sam: "You need yourself."
Dean: "Of course I need myself. A man gets hit by a car. You think he has full control over his bladder?"

"No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex. Dean, they outlawed 90 percent of your personality."

"That's my pie." - Dean Winchester

"If this pizza man truly loves the baby sitter, then why does he keep smacking her rear?" - Castiel

"I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition." -Castiel

"This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes." -Castiel

Bobby: "Well congrats, you discovered it, you get to name it.
Dean: "Jefferson Starships."

Sam: "We landed in some dimension where you're Jensen Ackles, and I'm something called a Jared Padalecki."
Dean: " So what now you're polish? Is any of this making any sense to you?"

I shot the sheriff...
Hey,at least you didn't shoot the deputy~Dean Winchester